Shadyxv-Eminem

I'm liable to start a violent

我能轻易用沉默

spark with a silent thought

点燃暴力的火花

I disgust you like dialogue

厌恶你

from The Shop to The Wired Frog

就像从商店到犯罪现场的对话一样讨厌

Night club, shit,

夜店

I was taught if your CD's on fire

有人告诉我，如果你听歌听到热血沸腾

You had to put it out yourself

你就得放松一下自己

like Highland Park,

就像在高地公园

no fire department

没有消防员的区域里

So you might not hear sirens at all

你在那里也许听不到警笛声

But don't be alarmed

但别太害怕

if I sound off

如果我关掉声音

Something just ain't right with me, dawg

会感觉一切与我格格不入

A martyr on a private charter,

私人飞机的受害者

whose life could be harder?

谁的生活更艰难？

Widely regarded highly, bite me,

我很受尊敬，打击我吧

sweetheart, I'm slightly retarded

亲爱的，我有点弱智

But tonight I'm starting shit,

但今夜我要开始疯狂

I'm feeling self righteous

自我感觉良好

I might just hop in a mosh pit on some

我应该开始狂舞

Mike Tyson and Pac shit

跟泰森和图帕克一起

Looking to box with anybody,

随便找个人看场拳击

disorderly conduct

行为不检

I'll fuck around and snort a key

去你们的，我就想要抽一点禁品

and pick a fight with a locksmith

跟路人打一架

Fan of the LOX, bananas,

我就喜欢各种毒品

manic, I'm going in shock

我很狂躁，快要休克了

Frantic, I'm trapped in a closet

我要疯了，被关在衣柜里

Panic attack

恐惧症发作

cause I'm claustrophobic

我有幽闭恐惧症

No, faggot,

不，混蛋

I mean I can't maneuver

我是说我不能

from movement

一步一步地移动

Cause I have no room for improvement

因为已经没什么改进的空间了

I'm practically squashed,

我基本上已经被摧毁了

unpacked it and boxed it

被人击败了

Toxic, hands are arsenic,

剧毒，我的手上满是砒霜

flammable bars, examine the content

燃烧的酒吧

Bar exam, start of insanity

酒吧测验，疯狂的开始

Charles Hamilton slash Manson and Bronson

查尔斯汉密尔顿，暴打曼森和布朗森

Animal snarls, cannibal jaws

动物的咆哮，吃人的大白鲨

Shark mandibles,

鲨鱼的下颚

lambs to the slaughter

待宰的羔羊

Looking scamp as Hannibal stalking

看着那流氓就像汉尼拔一般

Anthony Hopkins

安东尼霍普金斯

with his hands in his pockets

双手插在口袋里

Black out, Zach Galifianakis,

停下来吧，扎克加利费安纳基斯

gallons of Vodka

大量的伏特加

But that gal has some knockers

那个妞身材真棒

I bet you they ring a bell

我猜你一定会按铃

when I come back

当我回来的时候

and I'm conscious

当我清醒的时候

What happened, doc?

出什么事了，医生？

I passed out again

我又晕过去了

Alcohol's making me

酒精让我

break into vacant's naked

赤身裸体闯进没人的商店

Stole a Magnum box

偷走一支麦格农手枪

and bag Cirocs in back of a Datsun

和一堆名酒，放在我的后备箱里

Fell asleep watching Fear Factor

我慢慢睡去，电视里放着挑战恐惧

and Scare Tactics

和恐吓战术

Too close to the StairMaster

马上就要成为爬楼梯达人了

Poked a hole in the air

把空气床垫钻一个洞

mattress and popped it

然后扔出去

Woke up shortly thereafter, hungover

宿醉，然后醒来

No underwear,

赤身裸体

grasping a Bayer Aspirin and dropped it

抓起一瓶阿司匹林

Air Max in my closet,

鞋柜里的耐克球鞋

preposterous Nikes made out of ostrich

荒谬的是耐克用鸵鸟来造鞋子

And the cross stitching is a cross mixing

一针一线缝上去的

Of a rhinoceros, possum skin,

是犀牛皮和老鼠皮

giraffe and a dolphin

长颈鹿和海豚

been Fin Dockers, OshKoshes,

在码头和奥什科什市

drop crotches

分道扬镳

Swatch watches and sneakers

斯沃琪手表和运动鞋

matches with the Parkers

在公园里是绝配

But it's like being overstaffed

但实在是太多人

at a boxing gym

都挤在拳击场了

With all these trainers,

跟这些训练的人一起

but I don't have any boxers

但我根本就没有对手

And I'm standing here naked,

我赤裸地站在这里

hangover, still wasted

宿醉，还昏昏沉沉的

Like paper you write raps on,

就像一张写满歌词的纸

obnoxious

令人厌恶

Yo, why does it always sound

呦，为什么听起来总是很像

like I'm grabbing my nostrils?

我在挖鼻孔呢？

Fuck that, I'll battle 'em all,

去他的，我要跟他们单挑

I'll battle a mall

我要跟他们单挑

I'll stand there

我就站在那

and yell that at a wall

冲着墙大喊

Until the mannequin doll scatter

直到那些人体模特都被震碎

and the inanimate objects

变成死气沉沉的东西

That I'm battering all shatter and fall

我在跟阴影和堕落抗争

Cause I hear the track

因为我听到了一首歌

and I'm starting to get fucking amped

就像全身都触电一般

I'mma spark plug,

我就像个冒着火星的插头

I'm like the car

我就像一辆车

with the cables hooked up

车尾被各种电线环绕

to my fucking back, I'm a Duracell

我就像个金霸王电池

But I sure as hell got it backwards

但我很确定，我可以倒带回去

cause y'all could get jumped

因为你们都被我偷袭了

And I'd catch the battery charge, but

我会给自己充电，但是

I got a hunch like your back

我能预感到

when it's arching

你什么时候会弯下腰去

When I start attacking your squadron

当我开始攻击你的队伍的时候

You'll feel like MasterCard

你就像一张万事达卡一样不堪一击

when I'm charging

当我在充电的时候

So take a swipe at me,

来打我吧

I'm coming straight at you

我就是冲着你来的

Like Clay Matthews

就像克雷马修斯

from the Green Bay Packers

从绿湾回来

So get the sack of Wisconsin

去打败威斯康辛吧

That's nutbag that I'm talking,

我说的就是这个

who am I kidding?

我像开玩笑么？

You faggots are all gonna do my bidding

你个混蛋想跟我打赌

Don't get dragged to the auction

别被拍卖拖下水

Neiman Marcus,

内曼马库斯商店

bags of Vuitton and all

路易威登的包包

I'll push a bitch into oncoming traffic,

我会把这混蛋推到十字路口

just watch this

看着吧

Stretched, tinted, black sedan my ass

加长的，彩色和黑色的轿车

See how mad you act

看看你有多疯狂吧

when I drop you off at Saks Fifth Ave

当我载着你去第五大道

In a fucking taxi cab to go shopping

坐着出租车，去逛街的时候

Affable guy next door is laughable

和善的门童真是可笑

My next whore's gonna

我的下一个妞

have mechanical arms

会装着一个机械手臂

That'll jack me off

满足我的生理需求

with a lotion dispenser

带着润滑油

with a motion sensor

和各种传感器

No emotion hence

从此不再有情感

I guess this sick prick dies hard

我猜这混蛋真是很大胆

I got a Magic Johnson

我就像魔术师约翰逊

It's like a Magic Wand allows me

就像一根魔杖，允许我的身边

to not let a blonde arouse me

不再有金发美女

If Ronda Rousey was on the couch

如果Ronda Rousey坐在沙发上

with the condoms out

还带着安全套

Holding a thousand Magnums

把所有的弹药

at once to pounce me

都倾倒我身上

I'll laugh in response to

我会开心地回应

how she dances and flaunts it around me

她那美妙的舞蹈和挑逗

Her flat little badonkadonk

她的大屁股

is bouncing around

在上下翻飞

And all I see is Paulie Malign now,

我满眼都是保利恶性

she's slaughterhouse in a blouse

她的衬衫上满是污渍

And Madonna with mud on her,

麦当娜敷着面膜和她坐在一起

God dammit I am misogynist

该死的，我是个厌恶女人的人

I slap Linda Ronstadt with a lobster,

我用龙虾打了琳达一下

throw her off a balcony

把她扔到了阳台上

Just so happens she's fond of algae

她突然开始对海藻泥很感兴趣

Cause now she's faceplants on the concrete

因为她摔在了水泥地上，鼻青脸肿

Complete lack of responsibility

终于有了责任感

Half you assholes ain't strong

你们这些混蛋，一半人

enough to pick up a spirit

连雪碧都不敢拿

Shit, you fags couldn't shoplift

你们这些人在二手商店

at a thrift shop

都偷不到东西

But I let the track lift 'em up,

但我用那首歌让他们振作

boost the energy

重振精神

Klepto, I'm back to rip shop up,

偷窃狂，我回到商店了

but my thing is this now

但我的问题是现在

Five-finger discount

我要偷些东西

Been rapping so long

做说唱这些年

I've been killing this shit, it's easy

我已经能干掉这些小事了，很简单

Kidnapping your mom

绑架你妈妈吧

cause I'm still in this bitch, thievery

因为我还在盗窃

Ransom for JonBenét Ramsey,

给拉姆塞付赎金吧

Chandra Levy, and Gary Condit

还有Levy和Condit

("Em") Paul was scared that

保罗很害怕

if I went back to the blonde

如果我回到金发美女身边

I might relapse, get on some bullshit

我也许会旧病复发，找些毒品

Perhaps I'll launch some cracker

也许我会找些药贩子

taunts at Action Bronson

学着布朗森的样子

Macklemore, Mac Miller and Asher Roth

学着Macklemore和Mac Miller的样子

And have some back and forths

拿些药丸

And record a wack response

录一张唱片回应

to Kendrick Lamar's "Control" verse

肯德里克拉玛的控制那首歌

And perform "Fack" in concert

再在音乐会上唱一首我最烂的歌

Yo, I put that shit on a greatest hits album

哟 我把那首烂歌放在精选集里了

Now that was awesome

真是太棒了

It takes some massive balls

得到了巨大的反响

to do some shit like that

就因为做这蠢事

Sometimes I have to ponder

有时候我会想

why people are like

为什么人们会喜欢

(I'll stick around)

我就在周围

And put up with my crap so long for

举着我说的那些垃圾

What's the attraction, mama?

有什么新引力么，妈妈？

Is it the fact that I'm a walking,

是真的吗，我就是个会走路

talking, actual quadruple entendre

会说话的人，说着双关的话

Or the pointy nose

或是指着鼻子

that's pointing at you, mama?

指的是你的鼻子吗，妈妈？

Who knows at this point,

这时候谁会明白

it's always poking so meh

这总是让人火大

Still get along with this voice

跟这声音和谐相处吧

cause that's the monster

因为那就是魔鬼的声音

So do-si-do with a sociopath,

跟一个反社会狂在一起

everyone who knows me knows that

知道我的人都明白

What they don't know is the fact Rihanna

他们不明白的是为什么蕾哈娜

calls me Pinocchio, meh

会叫我匹诺曹

She loves the way I lie

她喜欢我说谎的样子

Sits on my face

坐在我的脸上

and waits for my nose to grow

她等着我鼻子变长

Pathological liar,

病态的说谎者

oh, why am I such an asshole

哦，为什么我就这么混蛋呢

That my disguise is pants,

我的伪装就是那条裤子

but they on fire

但它们都着火了

So am I-a, wooh, Cappadonna,

我就像是Cappadonna的那个人

cut the track off

关掉这首歌吧

Sabotage Christmas,

破坏了圣诞节

crap in your stocking

在袜子里塞满垃圾

I'm wrapping up all the presents

我正在包装这些礼品

In fucking camouflage

把它们伪装起来

so you can't even find 'em

所以你根本找不到这些礼品

Jack Santa Claus,

圣诞老人

snap Rudolph's antlers off

摘掉驯鹿的角

Wrap his schnoz in gauze

用纱布包住它的大鼻子

bandage and blind him

用绷带蒙住它的眼睛

Blowing the head gasket at Bed,

把它的头绑在床上

Bath and Beyond

去洗个澡

Put the basket back

把篮子放回去吧

while the bath salt packets are gone, I

当装着浴盐的袋子不见了的时候

Know you really tired of me

我明白你是真的开始讨厌我了

sampling Billy Squier

从比利的歌里抽一部分

But classic rock acid rap is the genre

但经典摇滚酸性说唱是一种风格

Got Slash on guitar,

Slash弹着吉他

splashing Bizarre,

样子怪异

Thrasher and Aerosmith

脱粒机和史密斯飞船乐队

And I'm a spectacular archer,

我就是个惊人的弓箭手

feed count Dracula Chocula

我供养着吸血鬼伯爵

Godzilla, half dragon and Bob Dylan

哥斯拉，混血龙和鲍勃迪伦

Bandwagoners,

时尚达人

I'm kicking the damn stragglers off

我把这些该死的流浪汉都踢出去了

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